Here at Shmideo, we know that all the best ingredients for a bland dinner video will make you a perfectly bland dinner video. And we want to get creative. You’ve got a room full of people who’ve sat through five speeches and a couple of uncomfortable jokes about that one board member’s hair piece. Let’s serve them up a spicy blend of humor and fun. Take off that tie, put on that double-breasted, chef jacket with those pockets on the sleeve for pens and thermometers and whatnot, and sit down with us to whip up something truly delightful.

Also the hat. Put on the hat, too.